What it Looks Like
‘It looks like one of E.T’s turds.’
‘No, It looks like what would happen if a rainbow had sex with a tumour.’
‘No, It looks like a banana that opened the Ark of the Covenant.’
‘No, It looks like a pimple that’s been injected with grease from a year’s worth of Big Macs and then the dude with the pimple has just let it grow and grow until one day he goes up to the girl he loves and says “Hey, girl, like my pimple? I grew it for you.” And it pops all over her.’
‘Yeah, exactly like that.’
This has been another Friday Fictioneers post inspired by Madison Woods.