Word Count (05.04.13)

Words Written Today: 

747

Overall Word Count: 

84, 269

Favourite Lines I Wrote Today:

Over the course of the day James had pulled at least a dozen splinters from his hands and now his palms felt so tough he could probably sharpen swords on them.

Lines I Wish I Had Written: 

Early on, presenter Mark Evans observes that a snake is essentially just “one massive tube with a head at the end”, which, coincidentally, is also how he might describe his genitals to an audience of blind women in a hypothetical situation I’ve just invented in which hen nights for the visually impaired are held in special strip clubs where naked men describe their bodies in time to disco music. For what it’s worth, I don’t know what I’m going on about, either

From Screen Burn by Charlie Brooker

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