100 Word Movie Review: The Expendables 3

The Expendables 3 is not, by any stretch of the imagination, a good film. It is actually pretty awful. The plot makes no sense, the characters are paper-thin, the dialogue is risible and it’s lead actor is barely understandable.

Would I watch it again right now? Hell yeah. Crazy action, crazy dialogue, crazy characters, it’s like watching someone play with action figures. Get a few drinks in you and watch it for Antonio Banderas being awesome, Sly being incomprehensible and Harrison Ford fucking people up from a helicopter that Arnie keeps calling a choppah.

This movie is what it is.

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4 thoughts on “100 Word Movie Review: The Expendables 3

    • Exactly! No point going in expecting high art because you ain’t gonna get it. But if you want a couple of hours of explosions, craziness and Stallone’s best post kill line ever, then this is the movie for you

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