Friday Fictioneers: Spider Capone

 

They brought Spider Capone in for questioning at midnight.

“Whaddaya know about the murder of Fly McGee?” They asked, shining a light in Capone’s eyes.

“I don’t know nuttin’,” said the spider.

“Don’t think you can web us up, eight eyes,” said the cops. “We’ve got silk all over the crime scene, we’ve got a fly with no head and bite marks out the wazoo, this looks like spider work through and through.”

“Yeah but I ain’t never been to the Fly Club!”

“Who said anything about the Fly Club?” said the smiling cops.

“Oh, you son of a tarantula!”

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Another Friday Fictioneers story with prompt supplied by Rochelle Wisoff-Fields.

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Marrying the Animal

Marrying the Animal

Marrying the Animal: One hundred 100 word stories is on sale now here for Australians and here for Americans and here for Brits or at your local Amazon site if you’re not from these three countries. Some of these stories have featured on this blog (usually from prompts supplied by two very awesome, very talented ladies) but there are a whole lotta others that have I’ve kept to myself until now. 

Buy it, tell your friends to buy it, tell your enemies to buy it, tell their friends to buy it and most of all enjoy it!

100 Word Story Competition

I know a lot of other Friday Fictioneers writers will be interested in this: Capture

The entries must be an original story that has not been published in any form previously, and each entrant can send in two stories. What have you got to lose?

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My ebook, available at Amazon. 

Marrying the Animal

 

Marrying the Animal: On sale now

Marrying the Animal

 

The wait is over!

Marrying the Animal: One hundred 100 word stories is on sale now here for Australians and here for Americans and here for Brits or at your local Amazon site if you’re not from these three countries. Some of these stories have featured on this blog (usually from prompts supplied by two very awesome, very talented ladies) but there are a whole lotta others that have I’ve kept to myself until now. 

Buy it, tell your friends to buy it, tell your enemies to buy it, tell their friends to buy it and most of all enjoy it!

Nearly finished

Two 100 word stories away from finishing my E-book which is a compilation of one hundred 100 word stories, some of which have been on this site, some that are exclusive to the book.

Last two stories to write are the final two stories of The Dire-Man so waiting for the Friday Fictioneers prompt for the first one and then going to just choose a random picture from Flickr to inspire the grand finale. Very exciting stuff which you will be hearing more about when I am spamming this blog with shameless self promotion of the book.

While you wait for the publication of my masterpiece (or one of my masterpieces), here’s some Robyn to tide you over.