I’m so glad you could join us here today for my last sermon. As you’ve probably read, the Atheists have won. God is dead.
It is with a heavy heart that I give this final address but, hey, it’s not all bad. We had some ups and downs. The Dark Ages were a low point and that pesky Inquisition is a tad embarrassing in hindsight but think of the good religion has done, not in a real, physical sense, but the spiritual good.
Now, as the collection basket goes around, please, be generous, it is my retirement fund after all.
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Another Friday Fictioneers story with prompt supplied by Rochelle Wisoff-Fields.
Sean Fallon 