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Overall Word Count:
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Favourite Lines I Wrote Today:
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Lines I Wish I Had Written:
She said Mom closed up the house one day, turned the oven on full, and sat by its open door. Apparently it’s still a Cry For Help, even though our oven’s electric.
From Vernon God Little by DBC Pierre
God logged onto Praisebook. After looking at His news feed He updated His status: Hey guys, just made the Earth but forgot to add colour LOL.
He frowned at the black and white Earth stuck in His bin.
His laptop pinged and He saw that Odin had commented, ‘One world? How cute! #9WorldsForTheWin.’
God considered liking the comment just to show He was a good sport even though He was furious. The laptop pinged again. Hades had commented, ‘No colour!? Laaaaaaaaaaaaaame!!!!1!!’
God sighed, He would delete His Praisebook but then how would He know what was going in the world.
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Some Friday Fictioneers for you with the prompt coming from Rochelle Wisoff-Fields
God has been known to make mistakes.
He is also stubborn and pig-headed. When he created Man his advisors saw there was the potential for greatness in this new creature but also potential for evil. They said to God, ‘Chief, I think you need to give this Man thing another go. Work out the kinks.’
God said NO, IT’LL BE FINE. I’M NOT GOING TO THROW THESE CREATURES AWAY LIKE I DID WITH THE THREE WINGED ANGELS.
‘Well, the three winged angels were defective.’
BUT THEY WERE SO TOTALLY BITCHIN’. ANYWAY DON’T WORRY. HOW MUCH HARM CAN MAN REALLY DO?
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Another 100 word story from the prompt handily provided by Madison Woods.
Sean Fallon 